The Mata Mata Turtle
Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.
WHERE THE FUCK IN SOUTH AMERICA DO THEY LIVE
I DON’T WANT THEM IN MY YARD
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
Inmates and their crimes
Wasn’t it “Stalking” instead of “Mail Fraud”?